No, not like that, you dirty, dirty person.
No, the "positions" I want to talk about are how you stand in the shower.
There are several ways to stand in the shower. Showers rule. How do you make the best out of standing in them?
Arms Crossed, back to the stream
Yup, that's how I look in the shower all right. :p
My position of choice. It allows you to not only catch an as big amount of water as possible (after all, the water runs down your back and your front, cuz it hits on the shoulder-blades), but it also allows you to catch water in your arms. Hours of fun guaranteed =D
Downsides: the sides of your arms might not get too warm, if your chest is broader than the spread of the nozzle.
Tired but cool
Like this, but with less desire to push it over
With your face to the wall, underneath the nozzle, it allows you to stand right underneath the stream, in complete alignment with it, for maximum coverage.
It's also the most hollywood-esque position. For increased coolness, lean with your entire fore-arm, and look down, while thinking about how your wife got shot.
Downside: if you don't like hot water in the face, this can give you the feeling of drowning.
See? Even he thinks it's awesome
Basically, you turn on the shower, you sit down, and you enjoy the hot rain. This works with clothes, but is a total bother afterwards. But it's actually very refreshing, because it's not something you're used to. It actually feels like rain. But warm. And smelling slightly of Eucalyptus.
Downside: if your self esteem isn't all that, sitting naked in an empty bath tub might not be your idea of fun.
Downside: difficult to master
Which one do you prefer?
How can you keep the sides of your arms warm? Both at the same time?
addendum: this post doesn't need a silly picture, does it?