Interesting

Did you know you can use your tongue to move your mouse on the laptop?

This discovery lead to some funny conversations.

Skype voice chat weirdness

"It's been a year. Let me send you a picture of my penis."

- It's a running gag. Either you were there or you weren't.

"You look like the girl I slept with."

- She does. Seriously

"Say something funny. I need a quote for my blog."

- I'm desperate. Here's a nun protecting a transformer by punching a shark in the mouth.

Skype is bloody distracting!

"You make me want to take my pants off."

- Context: out of jealousy

"I should be doing it."

- Context: what are your thoughts on sleeping

"If I was in a porn video, would you please watch me?"

- Context: err...